Dear Lady-Who-Almost-Hit-Me-With-Her-Car,
Watch for flipping pedestrians next time. You wouldn't have actually hurt me, because you weren't going that fast, but don't flipping pull out into a flipping crosswalk on a flipping red light when there are flipping runners running right flipping in front of you what the flipping flip. I wish I actually knew who you were, so you could receive the punishment you actually flipping deserve. You better have this on your conscience for the rest of your life, because you almost hit over half of the Shippensburg Area Senior High School Cross Country Team. That ought to be a federal crime. Not love, Audrey xoxo (not)
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